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[–] Ramin_HAL9001@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Object oriented programming is endless class struggle.

Pure functional programming is freedom from state.

[–] ElectronSoup@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

"In politics, nothing is immutable"

[–] geopoliticssuck@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] fkfd@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

ocaml: the socdem of programming languages

[–] sapient_cogbag@infosec.pub 2 points 2 years ago

Based haskell ;p