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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Yeah but which version of assembly

[–] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

Microsoft's Assembly# of course. It's new. It's just different enough to extinguish assembly

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Depends on the CPU. Either way there are cross-compilers and cross-disassmblers.

And even failing those options, there's always hex editors for those really in the know.

[–] yum13241@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] jadero@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The last assembly I could understand. Well, pretend to understand.