Just the other day I had my year in review . My couch went over how much I improved and the great job I'm doing and for all that I get a raise for $0 . Meanwhile my rent , car insurance and grocery bill has increased alot . Hopefully one of the jobs I applied for today get back to me soon .

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To be fair, i don't think your couch is in a position to be giving out raises

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You never know, it could be one of those rising recliners!

[–] herrherrmann@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

A great comeback, thank you.

[–] bighatchester@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol typo

[–] InputZero@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I'm glad that you didn't edit it, that's hilarious.

[–] SnowBunting@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Good luck. You can do it.