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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 249 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

One teacher allowed girls bathroom breaks without a question but not guys and we thought it was bc girls can't hold pee in since they don't have dicks.

If you can't tell sex ed doesnt exist in this part of the world

Hell that's not even sex ed but anatomy ig

[–] Zehzin@lemmy.world 57 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don't be silly. It's because most of them don't have balls, the place where pee is stored, so it goes right through them

[–] iso@lemy.lol 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Wait, what’s the reason?

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 203 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every so often, girls need to release evil demons within them or else they'll be consumed by hellfire. Everybody knows this.

[–] iso@lemy.lol 35 points 2 years ago

This explains everything. The reason I never saw her after the first date is because she was consumed by evil demons ☹️

[–] Spuddaccino@reddthat.com 111 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Period flow can happen without warning, and even if there is a warning, it's not usually something that girls are comfortable enough with to want to announce the reason in front of a classroom.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 77 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It's not like you want to announce diarrhea either

[–] Camilo@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 2 years ago

I liked your comment myself, but I wished period was more normalized and not seeing as something "disgusting" or "embarrassing"

[–] stevehobbes@lemm.ee 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I don’t get diarrhea every 4 weeks. Do you?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 54 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

No it's more frequent than that

[–] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe lay off the Arby's for a while.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 4 points 2 years ago

Oh, a low-tier fast food restaurant in the US. That joke will be funny to some people.

[–] netburnr@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lucky you not having IBD or Crohns

[–] russjr08@outpost.zeuslink.net 12 points 2 years ago

Yep... I was about to say "Oh just watch me try not to!"

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] interolivary@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What the hell do they put in those tacos, exactly

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

β€œGraduated” seniors

[–] interolivary@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Ah, long pork tacos, my favorite

[–] Damage@feddit.it 8 points 2 years ago

Eh depends on how explosive it is, those nearby may deserve a warning

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 39 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Then why is it called menstruation and not womenstruation? (β•―Β°β–‘Β°οΌ‰β•―οΈ΅ ┻━┻

[–] mondoman712@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why are they called women and not wowomen?

[–] iso@lemy.lol 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh that! I thought it was still something about pee I don’t know because of the context πŸ˜„

[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 21 points 2 years ago

New theory dropped: pee is stored in the dick