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[–] boringbisexual@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Just fork it and name it something else.

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

Know what else is forked? A snake's tongue. Like the one that made Eve eat the apple. Heresy!

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How about SQLeviticus or HolyGraiSQL?

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

S(i)QL: Spanish Inquisition query language

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Sire, we've found a witch! May we burn her?

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

this is called heresy (until it gets popular enough)