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Well over a decade ago I remember a coworker would just go through the codebase and add his own coding style.
Instead of
if (predicate) {
He would do
if ( predicate )
I would always ask why he did it and he said, "well we don't have any coding standards so I'm going to do it" ... I replied, "there's things like unwritten rules and sticking to whatever's in the codebase makes it easy". I told the seniors and they chose not to do anything (everyone just merged into trunk) and they just left him for a while.
Then he turned rewrote built-in logical functions in code like this:
if (predicate || predicate) {
Into code like this:
if ( or( predicate, predicate ) ) {
This was C# and there was no Prettier back then.
Also, he would private every constructor and then create a static factory method.
Eventually the seniors told him to knock it off. All I said was that I initially tried telling them weeks ahead of time and now we got a mess on our hands.
Hilarious but their fault for not making a standard. The guy was just taking the initiative.
The best part is that his "or" function changes the semantics of the code in a subtle and hard to find way. :D