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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well over a decade ago I remember a coworker would just go through the codebase and add his own coding style.

Instead of if (predicate) {

He would do if ( predicate )

I would always ask why he did it and he said, "well we don't have any coding standards so I'm going to do it" ... I replied, "there's things like unwritten rules and sticking to whatever's in the codebase makes it easy". I told the seniors and they chose not to do anything (everyone just merged into trunk) and they just left him for a while.

Then he turned rewrote built-in logical functions in code like this: if (predicate || predicate) {

Into code like this: if ( or( predicate, predicate ) ) {

This was C# and there was no Prettier back then.

Also, he would private every constructor and then create a static factory method.

Eventually the seniors told him to knock it off. All I said was that I initially tried telling them weeks ahead of time and now we got a mess on our hands.

[–] electric@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Hilarious but their fault for not making a standard. The guy was just taking the initiative.

[–] savvywolf@pawb.social 9 points 1 year ago

The best part is that his "or" function changes the semantics of the code in a subtle and hard to find way. :D