this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2024
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[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can homeowners insurance read my Lemmy account?

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No.

But I propose a safer option.

Smart light for room light

Red flashlights under misters

Fire mister on Smart trigger

Smart speaker

Trigger == motion

Kill lights. Start metal music Flash Red lights Solid Red lights Start misters

When no expense is to be spared... 3D video projectors with motion capture for user feedback.

3d projection... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-2-h3Yjfao
With motion capture... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnulH8TrZVo

[–] sarmale@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Can they comtrol what you do inside of youre house?