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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Can I plug these into a Smart outlet and setup a routine where a motion sensor is tripped, the lights dim, death metal starts playing, and then 4 of these fire off? Because if so, daddy is going shopping tonight.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can homeowners insurance read my Lemmy account?

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No.

But I propose a safer option.

Smart light for room light

Red flashlights under misters

Fire mister on Smart trigger

Smart speaker

Trigger == motion

Kill lights. Start metal music Flash Red lights Solid Red lights Start misters

When no expense is to be spared... 3D video projectors with motion capture for user feedback.

3d projection... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-2-h3Yjfao
With motion capture... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnulH8TrZVo

[–] sarmale@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

Can they comtrol what you do inside of youre house?

Username checks out.

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

You can, but it's not quite so trivial. You likely will need a little button pusher, rather than a smart outlet. The plus side is you can use cheaper air fresheners, and get far more impressive fireballs.

That's only a DC5 perception and disarm check for a fireball trap, there are much better options

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean at that point just get a DMX table and some miniature stage pyros and get it done for real.

Like this kid.

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

just get a DMX table

like... the rapper?