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FESS Fesshole HOLE @fesshole

We had a cappuccino machine, I thought my wife kept cleaning the crispy dried milk off the steamer spout, she thought I was doing it. A year later, after coffee every morning, we found out the cat was licking it off when we were at work.

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[–] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Your butt contains poop bacteria

[–] currycourier@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Your butt contains poop bacteria

[–] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Damn I didn't expect this to backfire on me so brutally 😔

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Username checks out!

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So? Ingesting poop bacteria from animals is still harmful.

[–] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

my attempt at humourous irreverence has failed

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

Balderdash. This guy just didn’t get it. The rest of us appreciated it.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There is NO humor where 💩 is concerned!

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

Tell that to zee Germans!