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At least with your assembly code it'll go brrrrrrrt because of how fast it'll be.
It will go brrrrrrrt¤gdføTJwrgt65&<)5½$¥[[¥½{2ahgfh Segmentation fault (core dumped)
Assuming it actually works
I always have problems with assembly. Especially after being at Ikea.
A pal in tech school did code golf in assembly. There are people like that.
If you know that you do. What you probably do not. A proper C/C++ compiler (gcc) will almost always produce better/more optimized ASM than a human ever could.
My assembly code only goes brt :(
it reaches 't' from 'b' with a lot less iterations of 'r'. It seems to me that you have a more optimized version. :)
Maybe you switched up
jgandjl?/s