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[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 year ago (1 children)

always relax

sphincter prompty unclenches

[–] Aaroncvx@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Always Relax is the true Instant Death potion. Why stop at the sphincter when every muscle and blood vessel in your body suddenly stops contracting.

Master alchemist: You idiot! You can't make a "potion of relaxation" by watering down a paralysis potion! It just takes longer to work.