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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

How did a horse fuck a fish, exactly?

[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Minotaur is the cow on top one

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Doh haha I knew that, dunno why I was thinking of centaurs at that moment. Question still stands though

[–] janAkali@lemmy.one 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Biology fact - fish can reproduce externally. Female lays the unfertilised eggs and male fish squeezes milt (spermes) on top.

[–] bilboswaggings@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean a fish is just a lubed up fleshlight

So life UHH... finds a way

[–] Strobelt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

How to say you're a dolphin without saying you're a dolphin

[–] OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I mean that's not the difficult part.