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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Poor King Chuckles.

He’s waited his whole life to get the crown than he gets ass-cancer and people still disrespect his authority.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

[–] June@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I'm an emperor because a moistened bint threw a scimitar at me!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

God himself gave him his authority, he doesn’t need your vote.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, I talked with the FSM, they said the one true king of England was Wade Boggs.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's why he'd be such a good king!

All the tourism benefits, none of the problems.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 months ago

It worked for the French.