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I knew a guy who wrote a date off after he found out she was allergic to pork ๐คฃ
He may die alone, but at least his fridge with pork shall overfloweth
He won't die alone, he might get taenia solium (the pork brain worms)
I would. Pork et al. is like a third of my caloric intake. It would super suck if I shacked up with someone who couldn't eat it.