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No joke. Lettuce, tomato, roast beef, cheddar cheese, and ranch dressing, in an ash tray.

Cuz I'm weird, and was hungry.

Still hungry no less...

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[–] Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

You're quite welcome 👍

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If that's an average sized dinner fork, holy fuck that's a huge ashtray!

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yes that's an average size dinner fork.

Look inside the blue bowl, the black ashtray is the smaller bowl in the big bowl.

[–] FoxyFerengi@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh wow! I'm having a difficult time distinguishing the colors, but the shape of the dressing outline helped a lot

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

I wasn't trying to camouflage it, just so happened to be difficult to see. But yeah, I did actually clean the ashtray before making my salad, just wanted to be silly I guess.. 🤷‍♂️

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Where the ashes at? Thats the best part

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I ate them haha!

Nah, for realzies, I washed the ashtray first, it needed washing anyways while I was in the kitchen.

I still probably got more nicotine than I expected tonight..