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submitted 3 weeks ago by Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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It's about thyme.

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[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's some sage commentary.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'd say it's dillicious

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Refined delivery:

I've finally written an essay extolling the virtues of my favorite herb. It's about thyme.

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 weeks ago

Did you write this in 1860?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Or maybe just "on the subject of herbs" to avoid repeating "about" in the punchline.

[–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'd say that one cuts the mustard.

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ok dammit, I snorted.

Take your upvote.

[–] Anatares@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

Did you ever hear my story about herbs? It's about thyme i tell you.