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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Couldn’t he just eat a star and run the fuck out of there?

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

He would have to live the rest of his days on the run, as an escaped convict. That isn't a life.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

You’d think he could warp zone to a non extradition level.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't want to spoil anything but did you play any of the games? Now you know the backstory. It never was about Princess Peach

[–] Decoy321@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well, it's called jump and run game for a reason. Mario Card is a race. See a pattern already?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

"I'm sorry Mario, but a pardon from the governor is in another castle."

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

Good thing you linked the creator's site, since you posted a copy that some shithead cut off their credits.

Here's the original

[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Begs the question of what his crime was?

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

He killed Bowser and rest of the koopas are taking revenge.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Crushing turts

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

No, this is ~~patrick~~ Mario.

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Stalked the princes

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Which Mario game was it where they introduced the poison mushroom? I screamed a very loud, "fuck you!" when I encountered it for the first time.