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This is a lie!!
this post was submitted on 08 Feb 2025
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Oh shit, you're right!
Green cake layered between silver icing makes it actually look like the inside of a cube. Someone put extra effort into that one.
Sucks when you have to incinerate the Borg Companion Cube tho.
They are sentient, of course. We just have a lot of them.
It's a very sad moment.
Brilliant, though it could use a touch of smarm about not being able to resist, what with being too fat or something to that effect.
GLaDOS 6 letters
AGIMUS...also six letters...
I love Star Trek Numerology!
Is this a Berenstain Bears alternate universe? I remember playing a game called Portal... was it actually Star Trek the whole time?
Thanks, buddy!
[Verse 1]
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here, "Huge success"
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Daystrom Institute
We do what we must because we can
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead
[Chorus]
But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of Troi cake
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive
[Verse 2]
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned, it hurt because I was so happy for you
[Chorus]
Now these points of data make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time
So I'm glad I got burned; think of all the things we learned
For the people who are still alive
See pop shows near Risa
Get tickets as low as 10 bars of Latinum
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So Long, Laurians
Will Riker
Fresh Out The Slammer
Will Riker
Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?
Will Riker
[Verse 3]
Go ahead and leave me
I think I prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Maybe Ni'Var Science Institute
That was a joke; ha-ha, fat chance
Anyway, this Troi cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
[Chorus]
Look at me still talking when there's science to do
When I look out there, it makes me glad I'm not you
I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
[Outro]
And believe me, I am still alive
I'm doing science and I'm still alive
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive
While you're dying, I'll be still alive
And when you're dead, I will be still alive
Still alive, still alive
Damn, nicely done.
Cave Johnson has poor taste
Decent aim, though.
It's not a lie to him.
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