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[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Thanks! That website was aggressive lmao

[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 week ago

Seven years in two days? Talk about eager!

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 week ago

Big deal! The Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant met its 5 year goal in 3 seconds!

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love beavers. I hope they survive the Anthropocene and take over as the dominant species on earth. All Hail Our Beaver Overlords!!

[–] Bashnagdul@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Timber born

[–] Karmmah@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I dont know how I have missed this, but i highly recommend this masterpiece to anyone planning to binge a couple of shows tonight.

I watched that last week at the cinema! It was a surprise movie event. What a weird and hilarious movie, I've never laughed so hard. 🤣

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I keep telling my coworkers beavers will save the planet. I'll add this to my proof.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 week ago

Post10 seen getting airline tickets to clear that beaver dam (one for him, one for his rake)