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[–] essell@lemmy.world 54 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

Do they look like penis or does penis look like them?

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 18 points 4 months ago
[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 months ago

I would say, they look like dinkos, to us. We're obsessed with pinguses so we see what we wanna see everywhere. And if we go to long without seeing dingdong? We'll draw one or carve one or build one on top of a bank or a church.

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Mine looks like a crab too!

[–] essell@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

You're clearly a highly evolved person.

[–] Hlodwig@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can i put an order to do the same meme but with unfortunatly pussy-shaped gals? Bonus upvote for butt-holes looking things

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Slightly related, the foot of a sea anemone feels like a human cervix without the hole.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And you know this how exactly?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I have felt a human cervix and a sea anemone's foot.

[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Understandable, have a nice day ✌️

[–] reinei@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But not with the same body part right? Rightβ€½

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Both were experienced with my fingers.

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

And then has to tell their proctologist...

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago

that they need a rusty sword to study it

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

One of these is not like the others

[–] multifariace@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Only one of those is a reproductive organ.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s pronounced geoduck.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I hate the internet, damn AI confirmed my shit spelling.

SMCF, you are better than the internet.

I actually corrected your pronunciation I don’t really care about the spelling.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How do you not know it's the mushroom?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Mushrooms don't breed, they just spread spores. The geoduck does rely on breeding to reproduce.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

You just keep being on brand. <3

[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Luckily just six members, so far

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ah, the Cambodian carnivorous penis plant. We meet again.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I really want to know the evolutionary selection criteria for that was, because I'm overwhelmingly certain that bored humans had something to do with it.