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[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 196 points 5 days ago (40 children)

Hot take, but with so many actual sexual assailants and literal pedophiles in the world, I will just never be able to give two shits about what Leo does or does not do with other legal consenting adults, sorry.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 47 points 5 days ago

Leo's relationships are also transactional and both parties understand that. He gets arm candy and the women get access to high level movie executives/producers.

[–] MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

And another point, as a man a lot younger than say Salma Hayek. I'd happily be her young handsome piece of action. I would also get to be with an extremely attractive woman.

The same goes for these women and Leonardo Di Caprio. He is objectively an attractive man. It's also bragging rights. I was in a relarionship with x-celeb. Of course many women dream of being with him, and of course a lot of them are gorgeous.

I think they are both having a great time, and see no reason to judge.

I fully agree let's care about the things that actually matter and actually hurt people.

[–] ThomasCrappersGhost@feddit.uk 8 points 5 days ago

It’s sexist but an older man and a younger woman is judged totally different to an older woman and a younger man.

Ideally we’d just ask if both are happy and everything is healthy.

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago

wow it's so nostalgic to see Ricky Gervais form a couple sentences back to back without whining

[–] PiratePanPan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The core of humor is exaggeration. The joke is that it only took 3 hours, and not the usual 3 years past their 18th birthday.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 38 points 5 days ago (17 children)

actually ☝️🤓 its 25 that is his max, not 21

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[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago

It's one of the categories of humor. You can also be funny by timing, reference earlier works or common knowledge, etc. Best jokes combine multiple things. In this case, exaggeration and reference to common knowledge (DiCaprio likes em young)

Tom Hanks did not enjoy this speech at all lmao.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This title reads as passive aggressive. You good, OP?

[–] WatTyler@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think it was a dig at how Will Smith reacted to Chris Rock.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

From like three years ago? Why post about it now? Especially without providing additional context.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He's ok OK ? it was JUST a joke

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

My it's just a joke shirt has people asking me a lot of questions alreadt answered by the shirt

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Here's Louis CK's joke on it: https://youtu.be/r6x3e8MurQY?t=72

Yes, I know he's cancelled and all that but I don't know I still love his comedy. Like ... I cut out a lot of comics like Joe Rogan (just kidding, he's barely a comedian) so I dunno I just remembered this joke.

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Remember a time when something was just funny and not viewed through a political spectrum.

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