Yes! I have! It totally works! Just send me $199, and I'll send you a document explaining the steps to get the government to pay all your debts.
Note: I accept only cash or traveler's checks
this post was submitted on 17 Feb 2025
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I'll do it for $179 in bitcoin
You drive a hard bargain. Look OP, I'll get down to $159.99 in blowjobs, can't do better
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You don't "pay" debt, you "discharge" it. If you use 110 lb cardstock (don't use metric!!) sized 5x8 standard, you can discharge debt with a simple form IB-1D10T, printed in black using a well maintained laser printer. Sign and date in blue ink. Don't use ISO date format, it will increase the processing time.
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I mean, right now our treasury is being looted so why not pay this guy too?
Yes, I wrote a magic letter and got everything for free it totally works I'm not some two-bit hustler by the way buy my totally legitimate license plate that won't get you pulled over.
Interestingly enough the government has their bills paid by the treasury. Otherwise nope.