DoctorWhookah

joined 2 years ago

You are obviously antihankite! This behavior will not be tollerated.

You’re eating your Tardios watching cartons and the cat runs in and spills them on the carpet. You’re never getting them out.

 

My handkerchief supply has dwindled over the years. Time to re-up.

I mean, right now our treasury is being looted so why not pay this guy too?

I’m sure he’ll sign some deal with Nestle.

I noticed. I intentionally checked. And when I saw there were no white people I chuckled to myself because I know this would make piss the racists the fuck off.

Just purchased one. It’s perfect for my IBS girlfriend.

[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.

[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 59 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?

It is way less busy (in the background) w/o the samples. The tune you hear in your head when you think about this song is still there.

I did it at 198. Need one more!

 

I do not have photographic evidence of this, so you dull gentlemen will have to take my word for it this time.

 
 

Had a shower, shaved my neck, trimmed up the beard. I’m living on the edge.

 
 

And he is the best boy I’ve ever had.

 
 

My significant other ate cucumbers and onion with some ranch. I called it a cucumber onion salad. She says there aren't enough ingredients to call it a salad, because "it takes multiple ingredients". I pointed out she had three and asked what the minimum is. She refuses to answer so I ask Lemmy.

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