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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[โ€“] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Would it be too much to ask for a NSFW tag on this? Thanks.

[โ€“] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like โ€œwhat the fuckโ€ ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ’ข and โ€œcall the policeโ€ ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image ๐Ÿ˜. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image ๐Ÿ˜ฉ. This is all your fault ๐Ÿ‘บ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ข

[โ€“] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's not unreasonable to ask for a NSFW tag so I don't casually scroll into an image with the business end of a pocket pussy on my feed.

[โ€“] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I think maybe they were just trying to be funny, not disagree with your request per se.

[โ€“] Famko@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago

Considering that this is a copypasta, yes, they were trying to be funny.

[โ€“] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

2/10, doesn't get PTSD-like symptoms after regular use


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And it's not self-cleaning, very inconvenient.

The toy doesn't die and form an unbreakable death clench on me like my real dog would have. Easy to clean, 3 out of 5 stars.