this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2025
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[–] Myr@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Kind of like a soft hose with the tap fully open? I guess it's diet dependent

Ah yes, the toot flute.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's all fun and games until brown stuff starts coming out and it becomes a poop siphon

And it gets worser if someone has diarrhoea, then it becomes an ass blaster

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is not how sausages were meant to be made

[–] gratux@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

recycling my sausages

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's a strange toothpaste dispenser. The tube looks empty though.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Well it can be a dispenser, just not a toothpaste dispenser unless you're into using freaky shit as toothpaste

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I feel like a hole spreading open your sphincter will have not sexy unintended consequences.

[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tell that to the numerous people using them

You've got a huge dataset to see what happens if you start asking people

[–] takeda@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Is it real and not just a render?