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[–] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 140 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

I get the feeling Tim Wentworth is not in it for the money. He just enjoys seeing people die.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He looks like he's about to eat the photographers face off.

[–] AlternatePersonMan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He looks like the bad guy from Evil.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you were watching a murder mystery movie and one of the suspects had a picture like that, you be justifiably annoyed at the obvious telegraphing of the final reveal with an incredible unambiguous sign of their unquestionable malevolence. That guy looks like someone used AI to make a surreal image of the Joker without makeup.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 26 points 1 week ago

holy shit yeah i can see it

[–] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

"Its your money and I want it now!"

[–] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 week ago

Disney Villain logic.

Opposite of the Halo Effect, ugly people catch a disproportionate amount of flak.

[–] zib@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

That look in his eyes tells me he has a torture dungeon in the basement of one of his mansions.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 80 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

He's hungry. Hungry for souls.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That's an energy vampire if I've ever seen one.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My favourite depiction of any kind of vampire. Love him so much.

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[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I've seen more realistic animatronics.

[–] oleorun@real.lemmy.fan 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

That's creativity.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Maybe a deck of cards is in order. Populated with the top excecs in US healthcare

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Someone already did this.

It did not go well for them. AFAICT they were completely de-platformed everywhere, and the card processor for their online shop cancelled their account.

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[–] sheetzoos@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

This would sell well AND everyone would know what greedy murderers look like so they can stay safe.

[–] iJustGhost@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Why the Walgreens' CEO has unsettling smile..? I feel molested.

He's killed and he's about to do it again.

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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Superhero movie villains are usually people or entities trying to bring about social change. They never seem to be villains who encourage death inside the current status quo though.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Interesting, and probably true. I wonder if theres a breakdown anywhere of villians goals.

[–] penquin@lemm.ee 25 points 1 week ago

"Humana" has to be the most ironic name of the century.

[–] will_a113@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Look at the diversity of that group!

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, two of them are white women rather than white men! /s

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] 58008@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

He craves suffering

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only two women? We need more women in the soulless ghoul field💅💃

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If enough male CEOs get Luigi'd, eventually their replacements will bring equal gender representation.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Is this what kids are calling Sigma grindset?

[–] scaramobo@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 1 week ago

Wow that is quite a serious collection of i'm-dead-inside eyes. Guess you would have to be to consistently put selfish greed above all of human life.

[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

Tim Wentworth really looks like Leland Townsend (Michael Emerson)...

[–] Kystael@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Can a healthcare company CEO be a nice human ? Because for me the principle of the company is good I guess. i'm not american and most of our health expenses are handled by my country so I'm not USAn enough to understand.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It IS possible to have an ethical for profit health insurance company, but difficult.

The ceo/board has an obligation to maximise profit for shareholders, there is such a thing as a "minority shareholder lawsuit" so even if you control 90% of the shares, if 10% of the shareholders decide that you arent acting to make them as much money as possible they can still sue. There are ways around this like having the companies mission statement be "95% of premiums will be paid out as customer claims." Or similar. Making their money by having a larger market share or by vertical integration.

It could be done ethically, but it wont be.

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[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Witty is the CEO of UnitedHealth Group. Thompson was the CEO of UnitedHealth, a subsidiary of the UnitedHealth Group.

It's all annoying and confusing by design.

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago

No, I mean a literal nother Brian. Brian Tyler. But yes, that too, in a more metaphorical sense.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Took them a whole week to replace him. Got the new guy straight off the assembly line.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Gotta catch em all!

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Why isn't Aetna on this list?

I guess CVSHealth is the same thing

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Who is the guy in the top left between Freddy and Cobra Commander?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

Good question.
But i noticed, and love, how God is there too lol

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

spoilerErrol Childress
from True Detective, I believe.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Go back and watch the original Hellraiser and you'll notice that Pinhead doesn't actually kill anyone.

Fairly certain Cobra Commander hasn't killed anyone either.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Could you add alt text to this? Thank you!

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