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RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore (theonion.com)

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[–] makuus@pawb.social 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Are you sure that this didn’t just come from AP, or something? This is supposed to be a satire community, not a real-news one.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Its real for Samoa. He already did this there. With fucking measles.

[–] Eatspancakes84@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Wasn’t this literally the Covid response under Trump?

[–] Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

As time goes on I eat the onion more and more...

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"Honestly guys, who doesn't love child death? Think of all the business it will generate for funeral parlors! And you can always make another."

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Hollywood loves seeing children die. Just watch how they treat media personalities who dare to say "Free Palestine".

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Like school shootings

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago

They will be becoming common soon enough. I feel sorry for the kids, for having such shitty parents. I have no sympathy for their parents. Obvious exception here would be people who are immuno-compromised. They might be utterly fucked.

America: welcome to new dark ages. It was inevitable.

[–] Daisyday@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Can this be real. How cold of a person do you have to be to say this. Its usually little kids that die from Measels

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's not like children pay taxes.

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago

Yeah easy enough to just make more :(

[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Melt Gibson