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[–] PortugueseFOSStechie@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Looks like you unlocked nihilism.

Idk man, I just really like spending time with friends and drinking coffee.

Who cares if there isn't a higher purpose?

Fuck it we ball

[–] JandroDelSol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

i'm an optimistic nihilist. there is no greater purpose, thus we are free to find our own. the world is hard, but even if we have to fight tooth and nail, we can build our own happiness

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is hedonism or absurdism. Nihilism's siblings. Much better people.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 18 points 1 day ago

Because mom would be sad and my dogs wouldn't understand.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you poop today? If so then you are a life giving god to about 5.1*10^13 bacteria per average dump

Sources: https://bionumbers.hms.harvard.edu/bionumber.aspx?id=112998

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC4500995/

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

A shitty take ... that works!

You are the living singing and dancing form of oxidation, that u can think about that is just a side effect.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

generate new wage slaves for exploitation.

No one is desperate enough to do it with me.

But that's OK cause I'm childfree.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Go to the gym it'll help you sleep" Me after going to the gym and my body feeling activated for a whole another day of running behind prey

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Going to the gym involves lifting heavy weights.

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

That what not-we want us to do, yeah. Many thousands of years since humans appeared on the planet, maybe it is time to say "no", one by one

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

When you think about it we're kinda like worms. Stuff goes in the front end and shit goes out the back end. Day in and day out

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And yet, shafts of light sometimes grace the corners of our rooms

That's just Jesus in the corner wondering why the fuck do I exist

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

We exist to revolt or something. True fulfilment comes from dedicating your heart and labor to something greater than wage slavery.

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago

It's currently 2:44 am. I'm awake to about an hour and after 45 minutes of trying to fall asleep again im in this picture and I hate it.

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

generate new wage slaves for expropriation

the ever-increasing cost of social reproduction has been placed on workers while the capitalists get to benefit from an unlimited supply of exploitable labor. I for one am on strike.

If you ever feel that your work is useless and you are not bringing any benefit to society, remember: someone is working as the Emperor's guard for some reason.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

I am 41. I’ve worked the same job for 20 years and I do this, this hits deep…

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

It’s because you’re wearing shoes inside:(

[–] Godric@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is it whenever I want to vibe with shitposts, it's always a .ml account ruins the vibe?