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[–] superkret@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago

Kids these days...
Avocados used to be an important resource in the tech industry, since they were the only reliable source of new mouse balls.
After the invention of optical mice, experiments showed that the flesh around the mouse ball has an alternative use, for keeping millenials too poor to revolt.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Who tf is this goober

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I don't really want to look at this man.

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 78 points 3 days ago (22 children)

You're allowed to say "kill" on the internet.

[–] match@pawb.social 38 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 days ago

Then go somewhere else

[–] happydoors@lemm.ee 15 points 2 days ago

The biazzaro rules of TikTok censorship will forever impact the language English and I mourn it

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[–] infinitejones@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Same with the miniature furniture they give you in pizza boxes. I only ever seem to get the tables.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

In some parts of Canada they use a ball of dough instead. No plastic waste + bonus bread ball = far superior to the little table no matter how cute it is

[–] Retropunk64@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's even the point of that? The little table doesn't do shit.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

It's meant to keep the top of the box from sagging down and messing up the pizza. Not usually a problem on smaller boxes but happens a lot with larger ones.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

I had gone to some pizza place years ago (in Santa Cruz I think) that has chairs to go with the table.

I got a hockey net last time.

[–] Trollception@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Can we all just take a moment and look at wtf is going on with that ear?

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

it looks like an earphone.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I do not want to look

[–] Slovene@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

FYI you can cram the seed into some dirt and grow your own avocado tree! Apparently needs a different tree to cross pollinate if you ever want it to make new avocados though

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 days ago

Worth mentioning it'll fruit in half a decade, twice that if it isn't GMO

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Easier To clean at least than the ones the peach people put in.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 2 days ago

Those get stuck far more often as well.

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