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[–] anzo@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Finally, I can follow those threaded intellectual debates on the Internet without scrolling!

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago
[–] scytale@lemm.ee 131 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago

damn that would be gnarly

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 108 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] dawnslayer@moist.catsweat.com 67 points 3 days ago (1 children)

LONG LONG MAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAN

[–] Lunar_Voyager@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

🎷🎷🎷

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

How do you know op is gay?

Edit for those who have never seen the full series of commercials: Long Long Man ends up marrying the dude who is always with the gal who is always lusting over Long Long Man

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Sorry for ruining the plot

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He doesn't have a dog house.

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Oh. Well yeah obviously then. That's logic.

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[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 days ago

Long man will go down in history as a legend perhaps even a god

[–] Mixel@feddit.org 43 points 2 days ago (1 children)

With that you can maybe read a whole part of a java stacktrace!

[–] jon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You'll still need dual monitors if you want to read the whole class names.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago
[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago

Try Teeeeeeeeeetris

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Emulating DS titles with your screen like that is pretty neat

[–] BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure Dwarf Fortress has a mode/plugin for that resolution.

[–] orrk@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

just get the base version of bay12games, it will scale just fine!

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

"I'm looking for a game that has the aspect ratio of a person"

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I thought I was good at rhythm games until I tried Rift of the Necrodancer... I understand everything that I'm supposed to do but actually accomplishing it is beyond my skills.

[–] surph_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Flight sims and racing sims won’t give a shit. They’ll use it fine. Sea of Thieves and Witcher will adapt fine, too. They look fucking awesome on an ultra wide, and I doubt they’d care if it’s portrait.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can finally display all the codes

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[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] SmokeytheBeard1@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Yeha this is perfect. And he can get one of those flipper boxes too

[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 23 points 3 days ago

I could definitely put the Smoke On The Water tabs up there.
For when the ladies come over.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Darius? Ninja Warrior? X-Men?

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

I found that as far as 3440 @ 35" is still a comfortable width. How do you use your ultraultrawide?

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 14 points 3 days ago

You just need more monitors to make a normal aspect ratio!

[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Never gonna let you (go) down

[–] Anissem@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The tower sitting on the edge corner there is triggering my anxiety

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ikaruga would be perfect for you!

(I remember putting my square CRT TV on its side for this game's vertical mode lol)

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Now you see, this is the kind of display you need to play the Laterally Unplayable Factorio Challenge

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I was thinking SimTower.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Seriously though, there’s a lot of bullet hell that are suddenly available to you, on a screen like that.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Think of all the porn tho

share your x11 and wayland configs. Unless you're one of those people that only needs 1 of them and hasn't figured out how tf to get all that shit to work.

[–] earphone843@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I legit want this for reviewing logs.

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