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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Letting the days go by, there is water underground

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 19 hours ago

Where IS that large automobile!?

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 23 hours ago

[–] nick@midwest.social 2 points 1 day ago

No, the water is being pumped out of the aquifers and into the desert by Saudi companies so they can raise their almond trees. Sorry.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (2 children)

You see, there was the ape called ~~Hombre~~ Harambe...

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Harambe?

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

most likely.

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hombre, was it?

[–] Zenokh@lemmy.ml 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Or was it Hurricane ?

[–] incogtino@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

This is the story of Harambe

Gorilla the authorities came to blame

For something that he never done

[–] Zenokh@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Haiku-bot , is that you ?

[–] incogtino@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

Counting syllables

To get imaginary points

Sounds like too much work

[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Gosh it's been so long I've just forgotten for whom I'm keeping my dick out.

[–] Zenokh@lemmy.ml 3 points 19 hours ago

Damn , that one we'll never forget ! Dicks out for Harambe !!!

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago

The Mayan calendar ended in late 2012, and the Mayan gods hadn't planned that far in advance, so they're just making things up as they go along.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Some eejit tried to park his aeroplane in a skyscraper