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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago

Nothing will meaningfully improve until the rich fear for their lives

[–] Nagrom@lemmy.ca 21 points 3 hours ago

Are we back in the sixties?

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 48 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Punishing women for being insufficiently feminine has always been a parallel goal of the anti-trans movement.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 29 points 5 hours ago

This will primarily be used against black students.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 23 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Hi, gender is a spectrum and while I fully identify as male and straight*, I had long hair as a child. If my school had tried to cut my hair by force, I would have absolutely thrown hands, and I was not a small child. Apparently I pushed a teacher into a wall as a first grader but I have no memory of doing so.

Hair is not "gender conforming" unless you're the most vanilla, thinks-flour-is-spicy, "mayonnaise has too much flavor" basic bitch in the universe. If you really think hair has two genders "long and short" then you are just the saddest sack of shit.

Hair is whatever the fuck you want it to be. I decided I didn't want long hair anymore, so I started getting it cut short. I even had it around 1/4in at one point just because of how easy it was to be done with. Now it's long because before I got married, my now-wife said she liked when it was longer, so I'm growing it out again until we decide it's long enough or I get tired of it again. If I wanted to shave most of it right now, I can do that. Nobody controls my hair but me, and nobody has any say in how I keep it, short of safety concerns. (protip: hair ties and a hair net when working with rotary tools, once you've seen a video you never want it to happen to you)

Get the fuck out of here with this weak ass bullshit policing children's hair.

They won't be happy until everyone is a straight white silent and obedient clone of each other.

*It's a spectrum, sometimes I want to feel pretty so if you had to stick me in a hole I'd say I'm straight but I'm sure someone could make a convincing argument that I'm at least a little fluid.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Just look at this fucking pussy-ass bitch though:

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 32 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Small government to tell me what to do... all controlling so I can tell YOU what to do.

[–] Asetru@feddit.org 40 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Republican lawmakers in Arkansas have introduced a bill that would allow lawsuits against anyone who [...] use a student's chosen name that is different from their birth name

Did you just call him Bob? Robert, call the name police! Now!!

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Was Arkansas always that conservative or this a recent thing?

[–] aturtlesdream@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago

It's a super religious state, something like 80% Christian, and a lot of those are the actual church going kind. It's the home of the Duggars (18 kids and counting) crazy baptist type sect of ultra conservative loons

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 34 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 9bananas@lemmy.world 1 points 57 minutes ago

*Catholiban ;)

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 105 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

This but it'll primarily be used against black students.

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 26 points 9 hours ago

Lol, that was my initial thought as well.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 37 points 8 hours ago

The party of "small government".

[–] CptCosmicMoron@lemmy.ca 30 points 8 hours ago

Party of personal freedom!

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Remember when long hair on lads just meant that they were hippies

They also said at one point that these guys were "corrupting the youth with their long hair."

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 28 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

While visiting relatives in 1972 or so, I got beaten up in Little Rock by two brawny boys my age because my hair hung down to my lower back.

"Hey, did your mama want a girl?"

"Your mother sure wanted this boy."

That got them both off their porch and got me a nasty beating.

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They got the physical victory, but you got the emotional victory, and anyone who gets violent over a 'Your Mom' joke like that will NEVER live it down. They probably still think about you sometimes.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

No, they probably never thought in their entire life.

[–] ebolapie@lemmy.world 42 points 8 hours ago

They hate those too don't worry

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 26 points 8 hours ago

Heil the land of the free!

[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago

Freeedom! 🦅🦅🦅

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 25 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Do I have to put penises in my hair now or something?

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 14 points 7 hours ago

Only if the penis belongs to your pastor.