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WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.

“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 40 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I don't even understand why they're allowed in the country.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If they aren't, then it's best to turn them away at the Greenlandic airport for maximum inconvenience.

[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Detain them!

[–] pleasegoaway@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago

There is a US military base in Greenland.

I hope Greenland refuses to let them off the base.

[–] ProfHillbilly@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

Why can't Greenland officials meet them at the airport, detain while going through their social media , and then put them back on the plane and tell them to not come back? I think that would be fair.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 36 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The only thing Greenland is in danger from, is the US.

[–] AJ1@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You don't need, that comma.

But I'd like to point out that this isn't a criticism of, your comment. Just, the punctuation. I'm, sorry. And I will now take, my downvotes. See you, tomorrow.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm not offended. I use way more commas than, I should, but, in this case, it was meant to be, a pause for, emphasis, which I thought, was valid.

No down vote from the perpetrator.

[–] cyberslask@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Correct punctuation for dramatic pause is … ellipsis.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But I didn't want the pause that long.

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[–] pleasegoaway@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

“It’d be a real shame if you were to find yourself in danger, Greenland”

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why the fuck are they letting him?

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Foreign minister at the gate with a sign reading 'Persona non grate'.

I'm just saying.

[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago

There's no chance in hell Vance knows what that phrase means

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

why do I have a feeling they are going to provoke/fake some kind of incident that would "justify" an attempt at US military "intervention"

[–] FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

tinfoils maybe Usha thinks "they'll" kill her in Greenland to start a war between the US and Greenland so she's taking her husband as insurance that won't happen.

Untinfoils most likely she knows they're hated and doesn't want to face the unwantedness/hostility/embarassment of going where she's unwanted.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Vance Def gives me family killer vibes

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Seduce him with couches. Danish design is pretty raunchy.

[–] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

On their way back, they get detained by ICE

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago

Please please let this happen...it would be the funniest thing ever!

I hope they get a cavity search too!

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I hope they will freeze to death.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] nul9o9@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hoping for the plane to go down in the sea.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Brutally attacked and shredded to pieces by a walrus.

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He'll probably try to catch the eggs being launched his way.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Gonna make a cool 800€ in only 5 minutes.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If something bad happens to them in Greenland that would be so terrible /s

[–] 9488fcea02a9@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Terrible.... For the whole world

An assasination is a world war triggering event. Please dont hope for this

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[–] Suoko@feddit.it 15 points 6 days ago

he'll probably need to apply for a VISA card now

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 12 points 6 days ago

Good luck, i hope rhe greenlanders eat you alive

[–] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago

I've heard that Greenland crime is very high this time of year. It's when the pre-April Hygge gang trials typically take place with irresponsible snowmobile racing that can be frankly deadly. The Greenlandic government should call the Danish army to provide a 24-7 heavy armed escort to these VIPs. For their own protection. Who knows when a Hygge snowmobile night attack.

[–] MetalMachine@feddit.nl 2 points 5 days ago

That's so aggressive, but not new. Let's not forget the US is an imperial power who has constantly deposed and invaded other countries.

[–] bingBingBongBong@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

Hope he has a bad time

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