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[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 66 points 6 days ago (5 children)

In the UK these are called doughnuts.

The presence of a hole isnt a pre-requisite to being deemed a doughnut here.

Calling something that has zero holes a 'donut hole', will absolutely have a local refer to you as a doughnut tho...

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

It's called a doughnut hole because it's implied to be the piece of dough that was punched out to make a regular circular doughnut that has a hole in it.

[–] javiwhite@feddit.uk 30 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Oh I understand that. I was just being facetious; my point was more to do with the definition of a hole, and how it's used here to describe something that definitely is not a hole.

If we're pedantic, then the doughnut hole is the middle bit of the original doughnut, now that this part has been punched out.

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[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 43 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] JAPJER@mtgzone.com 1 points 3 days ago

The inclusion of a rape joke made this go from funny to unfunny so quickly.

Granted this was from 2010, and we were all making terrible jokes back then.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

I think you could even convince English people that "merry fizzlebombs" and "upsy stairsies" are some kind of regional slang. Might even get away with "breaddystack" or "rickedy-pop" if you play your cards right.

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[–] sjkhgsi@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] match@pawb.social 8 points 6 days ago

a Tim Hortons™️ Timbit™️

[–] Spicy_Canada_Dry@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Timbits. even if they are not form Timmy's

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Am I the only one that finds the whole "fake British words" genre of meme painfully unfunny?

[–] Cryophilia@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe if Brits would stop saying ridiculous things lol

[–] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You go enjoy your hushpuppies, elephant ears, bear claws, snickerdoodles and hootenannies.

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

You have to say snoggletarts out loud with a British accent.

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Donut is just an American variation of the spelling, and considering they're talking about what Americans call this, donut is perfectly acceptable, and maybe even a more correct usage than the doughnut spelling

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[–] tino@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

in French: pets de nonne (nun's farts)

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[–] glups@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Munchkins. Idc if they aren't from Dunkin'.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

In Japan they’re just doughnut balls. Mister Donut calls them “pops.”

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 5 points 6 days ago

those kinda look like greek loukmas/Turkish lokmas

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

I call them dough nuts.

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