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Mark Zuckerberg Says ‘Everything I Say Leaks’ in Leaked Memo (www.vice.com)

submitted 1 week ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 89 points 1 week ago

CEO of a privacy-destroying company has his privacy destroyed

Surprised Pikachu

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Again?

[–] gaja@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

From February

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Aww, shazbot.

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I'mma polish my balls so he can gargle 'em

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Good stop saying toxic things.

[–] metaldream@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago

Yeah because of none of his employees respect him at all.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Maybe you should shut the fuck up, then.

[–] Eggyhead@fedia.io 9 points 1 week ago

Well he started it.

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Zuck sucks ducks and woodchucks

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

ill fitting skin suit?