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cross-posted from: https://szmer.info/post/6806162

So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? ๐Ÿ™‚

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[โ€“] Owlboi@lemm.ee 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

do all circles look like buttholes to you?

[โ€“] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

Yes, and all tall and long things are penises.

I personally thought they were generally surrounding the singularity. But that might be because I'm a little bit interested in AI, while this journalist is more interested in sphincters.

[โ€“] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

because ai is shit and shit comes out through buttholes

[โ€“] doodledup@lemmy.world -4 points 6 days ago (2 children)

AI is amazing. It can detect cancer. Find new chemical composites for undiscovered medicine. It can solve unsolved problems in astronomy. It optimizes logistics and productions in ways that discriminative algorithms would never be able to.

[โ€“] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

but the article talks about gen ai specifically so im also talking about gen ai specifically

[โ€“] doodledup@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

So why did the commenter generalize to AI then?

[โ€“] KingOogaBooga@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Cuz AI is usually full of shit?

[โ€“] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Who wants to form an AI company with me called UranusAI, and we woud have a very Goatse-looking logo.

Literary genius. Thank you to the author for writing this entertaining piece. Plus, while tongue in cheek, there are some very true observations about corporate branding becoming bland and uncreative. Definitely involve some element of adolescent feedback in your focus group.

[โ€“] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Butt jokes aside, I think all these are trying to compete to be the symbol that eventually represents the Singularity, or some shit.

[โ€“] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[โ€“] Hupf@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago
[โ€“] AmidFuror@fedia.io 74 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Because they are mostly circles, and the author is anally fixated.

[โ€“] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

exactly, Claude's is the only one that remotely resembles one, the others are just radially symmetric. Does the author also think flowers are buttholes? Stars, planets, camera apertures, vortices are all buttholes.

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[โ€“] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 61 points 1 week ago

Cause they are full of backdoors.

[โ€“] roofuskit@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[โ€“] Ciryamo@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago

They're a symbol for the crossroads of ideas.

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[โ€“] runeko@programming.dev 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[โ€“] RonSijm@programming.dev 7 points 6 days ago

They were streets ahead in their logo design...

[โ€“] Uranus_Hz@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

E Pluribus Anus

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[โ€“] dirtycrow@programming.dev 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] sundray@lemmus.org 22 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

[โ€“] d_k_bo@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

The toilet then sends the data it collects to a cloud server.

What could go wrong.

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[โ€“] casmael@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Because the product is shit, obviously

[โ€“] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 18 points 1 week ago

Because the only thing coming out of them is shit?

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