I'd wager I get more done by 8 AM than Johnson gets done all day.
Bonus: I don't wake up until 9 AM.
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He had me at "Return the dignity of work".
I don't think that he has any intention to do that, but that would certainly go a long way towards getting people to work like he wants.
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I’ll give up my fantasy worlds when you give up yours. Yours has been far more detrimental to the world.
I‘m curious if he told Elmo the same. The ~~guy~~ nazi who streams gaming content from his private jet 30% of his day, posts shit on shitter 60% of the day and fucks up democracy 20% of the day.
This is what these productivity gurus are referring to when they‘re talking about giving 110% every day
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Mike Johnson, you know who's "draining resources?"
Your mother.
Many men look at the pain/reward ratio and it's not actually worth it. People are rational: toiling away to at best afford a tiny apartment that takes up half your salary while the other half is spent on food is not alluring. Ironically, this guy is in a position to alter society so the rewards are not so small and instead he chooses moral condemnation as the tool to motivate, as though his castigation will change the equation. He may be an idiot or may be very intelligent and just exploiting the system by saying what people want to hear to distract from the real problem.
Big call out by a man with so much free time his son has to monitor his porn usage
That always disturbed me. It’s disturbing that he mentioned it publicly and doesn’t find anything wrong with it.
Lmao fuck all the way off, Christian Dominionist Captain Narnia
I've been working since I was 13. But I think my avocado toast budget just can't be cut any further.
Mike Johnson has a very cab forward face. (Look it up, it was a thing.)
Well since its always projection with these losers, I wonder what he's been playing lately that he feels so guilty about.
Anime-based porn games... Doesn't filter out by his son.
They targeted gamers.
Mike Johnson needs to drain my butt while I drain resources. In other words, eat shit, you fucknutter.
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This must be a sign from God that I need to pursue the American dream of monetized game streaming.
He hates them because they're fun and he's republican. Sad and pathetic to end up so cross.
Pay people more work and have them do dignified jobs (ie: not making them pee in a bottle) and you'd have more people working.
Treat people like shit and crash the global economy, not so much.
But it's not like conservatives care about making sense of being consistent. Hang mike johnson.
‘They’re draining resources’
... from their rich overlords.
That's what he means.
Hes totally a drain on Oxygen ressources. He should stop using it.
I just finished working four 12 hour shifts dealing with morons and shitty people, Mike. I'll play some god damn video games if I want to.
Mike Johnson, you are cordially invited to fuck all the way off with that delusional bullshit.
When the hell will 'wholly detached rich guy says other people should work harder to make him even richerer' stop being so fucking common? I see like one of these a month minimum these days. Man, fuck every one of these assclowns.
Well-paying jobs are everywhere! In fact, I had three job offers hit me in the face just now while I was walking my dog.
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