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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

My Machine in my ass...

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Southern man in my ass

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

What what, in the butt...

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i dunno which it cycled through last..

"party of your lifetime" in my ass

or

"the great despair" in my ass.

both from wf1999 ost

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Smooth criminal in my ass.

Oh no!

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

When the bike seat breaks; "bicycle in my ass"

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

BACK AND FORTH in my ass - Sebastian Paul

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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's a great day to be alive in my ass

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[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Holding Out for a Hero in my ass

[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Navigating in my Ass

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Time In A Bottle.

Oh no...

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bette Davis Eyes in my ass.

[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That song is such a banger.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Popped into my head randomly today so I queued it up. The universe sent me that song just so it could be in my ass.

[–] rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fire on the Mountain in My Ass

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[–] ghostBones@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Dreams where ur murdered in my ass

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Love for me too in my ass

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 4 points 1 week ago

Come and go in my ass~

[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

I Quit In My Ass

[–] jakemehoff11@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

1-800-EAT-SHIT in my ass, talk about kismet

(Rickshaw Billie's Burger Patrol, awesome band I just discovered)

[–] banazir@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Evacuation in my ass? Sounds about right.

[–] viduq@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 1 week ago

The look you give that guy in my ass

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Bat out of Hell in my Ass

[–] STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Right Here, Right Now, in my ass.

[–] FlorisJan@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 1 week ago

I've never been to my ass

[–] drewbelloc@ani.social 3 points 1 week ago

Raise your banner in my ass

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Modern Gas In My Ass

[–] Thrydwulf@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A Tenth of Myself in my ass

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Madman in my ass

[–] zloubida@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Red right hand in my ass

[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 3 points 1 week ago

Who let the dogs out in my ass

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 3 points 1 week ago

Shivers in my ass

[–] Afflictedlife@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

More than this in my ass

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Heart shaped box in my ass.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

trailer trash in my ass

[–] Maldreamer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Butterflies and Hurricanes in my Ass.

I love Muse!

[–] Raptorox@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Becoming insane in my ass

[–] slingstone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] twice_hatch@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago

Strawberry wine in my ass

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Skua@kbin.earth 3 points 1 week ago
[–] nett_hier@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

A moment apart in my ass

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

A hard rains going to fall...

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