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[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Relax in my ass.

I'm fully aware of the irony here, considering what the song is about.

[–] nyan_cat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Planetarium in my ass

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 1 week ago

(by Masego) Mystery lady in my ass

[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

The Beast in my ass

[–] dorcas_gustine@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Six different ways (in my ass) - the cure

[–] AHamSandwich@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Total Eclipse of the Heart In My Ass

[–] nshibj@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

What happens now? (in my ass)

[–] canihasaccount@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

The pot in my ass

[–] callmepk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Night and happiness in my ass

[–] rayboy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Possum Kingdom in my ass

[–] Spikey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

The past is a grotesque animal in my arse

[–] gon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Want You Gone in my ass... IDK about this one...

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Let it go in my ass

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 1 week ago

Uh… I regret this.

Little Saddie… in the ass.

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Every Time We Touch in my ass

[–] ronflex@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

graves in my ass

[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Mademoiselle chante le blues in my ass

[–] ritsku@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't think it really works with this one

[–] Spoilt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Right Trigger Warning (in my ass)

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The path in my ass (or A new beginning in my ass)

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Teeth in my ass

[–] Manitobruh@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Soup in my ass

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Haile Selassie up your ass in my ass

[–] DizzyAV@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I meaaaan....

[–] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Caffeine in my ass

[–] theargusiv@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 2 points 1 week ago

Two scientists were racing for the good of all mankind 🎶

[–] tino@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Sledgehammer in my ass

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Victory in my ass. I like it...

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 2 points 1 week ago

Bouncy castle in my ass

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Love on a 45 in my ass (the song that started while reading this)

Alternatively the song that actually finished before reading the title

The beat don't feel the same in my ass

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Fine... Opens Spotify

"My Best Friends... In my ass" - Pokemon

Oh wait, no, that would be the next track. The previous one was:

"Stand Out... In My Ass" - Tevin Campbell

[–] syreus@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Beautiful Boy(Darling Boy) in my ass

[–] Hafty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I was listening to some Oliver Tree so it's going to be: "Oliver Tree fights camera man during live performance in my ass"

That explains the gas xD

[–] PeaceFrog@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Crawl to me... in my ass.

This is actually incredibly funny given that the song is a parody of nu metal songs of the late 90s.

[–] tissek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

A bar song in my ass

[–] raptore39@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now still waters in my ass

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[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Perfect celebrity in my ass.

Do I get to pick the celebrity?

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[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Somethin' stupid in my ass

Highway To Hell In My Ass

Of all the days to add some AC/DC to my Cyberpunk 2077 custom radio station..

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Clamour for glamour in my ass

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