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[–] PeaceFrog@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago
[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

(by Masego) Mystery lady in my ass

[–] nshibj@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

What happens now? (in my ass)

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

The past is a grotesque animal in my arse

[–] CaptnNMorgan@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Let it go in my ass

[–] gon@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Want You Gone in my ass... IDK about this one...

[–] alphapuggle@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

Teeth in my ass

[–] Spoilt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Right Trigger Warning (in my ass)

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Anthem for No State, Pt. I in my ass

uhh.. I guess my prostate will have to sit this one out

[–] Octavusss@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat in my ass

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Stereo No Aware in my ass

[–] PeteWheeler@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The heart from your hate in my ass

[–] kaprap@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago

Fat man in my ass

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Every Time We Touch in my ass

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 months ago

Bouncy castle in my ass

[–] ronflex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

graves in my ass

[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Mademoiselle chante le blues in my ass

[–] ritsku@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't think it really works with this one

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The path in my ass (or A new beginning in my ass)

[–] Manitobruh@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Soup in my ass

[–] Lonewanderer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] tino@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Sledgehammer in my ass

[–] theargusiv@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 2 points 2 months ago

Two scientists were racing for the good of all mankind 🎶

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Victory in my ass. I like it...

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Fine... Opens Spotify

"My Best Friends... In my ass" - Pokemon

Oh wait, no, that would be the next track. The previous one was:

"Stand Out... In My Ass" - Tevin Campbell

[–] BenThereDoneThat@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago
[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Haile Selassie up your ass in my ass

[–] syreus@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Beautiful Boy(Darling Boy) in my ass

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I was listening to some Oliver Tree so it's going to be: "Oliver Tree fights camera man during live performance in my ass"

That explains the gas xD

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Crawl to me... in my ass.

This is actually incredibly funny given that the song is a parody of nu metal songs of the late 90s.

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Perfect celebrity in my ass.

Do I get to pick the celebrity?

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[–] SwiggitySwole@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Somethin' stupid in my ass

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Highway To Hell In My Ass

Of all the days to add some AC/DC to my Cyberpunk 2077 custom radio station..

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Caramel in my ass...I don't think I can complain about anything compared to some of these

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 2 months ago

Crazy fucking robot body in my ass?

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Over and over again

[–] fnrir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

The Beast in my ass

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tadka in my ass? That's just a convoluted way of saying ring of fire.

[–] teslasaur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Clamour for glamour in my ass

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

Kutya in my ass which translates to dog in my ass

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

A Skull Full of Maggots in my Ass

[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Getting a bit philosophical

[–] BuckWylde@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

You're Not Evil in my ass

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