Punch me I bleed in my ass.
Literally listening to Children of Bodom, while I read this post. Alexi would have approved, I'm sure.
this post was submitted on 13 Apr 2025
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Crazy fucking robot body in my ass?
Over and over again
In the name of tragedy......in my ass
Kutya in my ass which translates to dog in my ass
Anthem for No State, Pt. I in my ass
uhh.. I guess my prostate will have to sit this one out
A Skull Full of Maggots in my Ass
Strike of the beast in my ass
Deficit in my ass
Shoog Shoog in my ass.
Eagles of the Trident in my ass
Sayonara in my ass. By Kenshi Yonezu.
La-Le-Lu in my ass
something about dynomite
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"All the world is mad in my ass" by Thrice in my ass
I wish it would rain down... In my ass?
Forth Erolingas in my ass.
Hot on the heels of love in the ass
Scattered and Lost...
No more monkeys jumping on the bed… in my ass
Starfire 500 in my ass
06 Burst in my ass...
Song of the Deep in my ass.
thanks Darren Korb.
I'm Just a Kid...in my ass. I don't like what this is implying
Live to love in my ass (Lol)
Aerial Troubles (In My Ass) - Stereolab
When I grow up, in my ass
No surprises in my ass. I guess that’s true.
Sabotage in my ass
Listened to this song because of the beastie boys post
Hell March in my ass?
I mean, should I call in sick tomorrow?
Nevertheless in my ass
Cruising to self soothe in my ass
Hypa Hypa in my ass
Pigeonometry in my ass?
Aqueous Transmission in my ass
“Witch Hunt” in my ass.
Crest of the wave in my ass
ma pi mama mi in my ass? Fitting an entire fatherland in there would be difficult but ok
Discipline in my ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw5t6EbY4Q4
I recommend this concept album to anyone who wants to hear a good story in rap form with beautiful instrumentals
The Perpendicular Waltz in my ass.
Forest Temple (1 Hour version) in my ass