spreading like cancer
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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Well. I certainly didn't have "Murdoch turns on a right-wing billionaire" on my 2025 hellscape bingo card.
Ah yes make money exploiting people, use it to exploit people, so glad we're too enlightened to tax these people or bind them to our laws.
This is giving The Office "I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend." energy
It’s really not funny TBH, it’s all tied to his views on eugenics (or whatever euphemism is used) and frankly horrific visions of the future he shares with a few lower profile billionaires.
It's not, but I'll make fun of him every chance I get bc he takes it really personally apparently.
Meanwhile, there's his daughter that absolutely hates his guts
She's an icon imo
this has to be satire, there’s no way
It is absolutely not satire. It's a drooling nethandreal with no higher order thought than "sex sex mine mine!"
Musk is another one of these rich, eugenics idiots with a breeding fetish. It's even creepier because his dick doesn't work anymore thanks to botched penis surgery. All his kids were conceived through artificial insemination.
We've already had reports of him propositioning employees for sex for money. You don't think he considers everyone on Twitter his property?
Mate. I honestly shuddered reading your comment. Mainly cos it's fucking true
He try to buy off one of the girls he sexually harassed by offering her a horse once
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As if his sorry assed genetic material should be passed on. Why do all nazis assume they're the "superior race"?
Because being white is the biggest accomplishment of their life
That's not a compliment
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Would be awesome to see all of his businesses fail to the point he can't cover his child support.
Who says he pays it?
Declining population, my ass. There were less than 4.5 billion people on the planet when I was born. That fash-hole is only worried that white people will represent a minority of the future population. Nothing more.
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When she didn’t sign the NDA, the payments were reportedly slashed, and eventually cut again to $20,000 a month.
Oh no! Only 20,000 dollahs!? That poor woman must now be living on water and bread for the rest of her life!
Listen, I get it - Musk is using his money to manipulate people and he's an asshole for that, but the cry story is just bleh.
Jesus fucking Christ, your mentality right now is that hush money is okay. You're saying that because she's getting a lot of money she shouldn't complain.
He promised $15m and $100k / month. Would you honestly sleep with Musk and carry the weirdo's kid for any less? I'd need $20k/mo just to have dinner with the guy once.
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