I tried to read this 3 times before it clicked in my brain that I might be in the section of Lemmy that posts unreadable shit for a laugh.
this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2025
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I find perverse pleasure every time I read a comment like this.
Suddenly tempted to send the image without context to a random phone contact. Just to make their day weird. :D
ikr? Imagine!
—your wise friend
I had to come to the comments for an explanation as my head started to hurt
I this to 3 click in brain read Lemmy that post for in shit to
Great success!
Do you smell toast right now?
Translation:
Imagine telling the average person what the guys on the right (Diaz brothers of MMA fame) would do to the guys on the left (jacked bodybuilder bros who likely have never stepped foot into a fighting gym).
This makes the most sense because of the added context. On the same-ish note, why do so many people online riff on bodybuilders? Body builders are just sculpting their bodies to the best to their abilities as their hobby, they are not trying to be some kind of Olympic athletes, but you’ll still see classic Redditor like comments “um..but can he actually fight though 🤓”
Yeah bruh. I don't want to fight. I hate fighting and violence. I just want to make number bigger, and the gym is one of the only places I feel safe to have emotions. The fact that I can squat a quarter of a ton now is just an inevitable side effect of the first three things. Please don't focus your inferiority complex on my coping mechanism
(Responding to your hypothetical reddit comment rather than directly to you)
A 560lbs squat? That's a whole lot of weight
I think you actually nailed it:
Redditor like comments
or, those who have never set foot inside a gym of any kind.
oh i thought it was something about gay porn
i’m gonna continue to imagine that
We all hear what we wanna hear.
"Imagine telling people that the guys on the right could do to the guys on the left in a fight what the guys on the left could do to an average person"?????
I can't imagine it. Or decipher it.
It’s like when you keep pressing the predicted word on the phone keyboard.
Example
It’s a bit like the old keyboard but it is still the best thing ever in existence for me to use and it has been so far in my opinion that it has a nice little feature for the way it works for my computer so far so I can just type in my notes on the computer keyboard to see what the words mean in my head so that it doesn’t have any kind a weird sound or anything that makes me sound weird and weird but it works for you I just have a lot more to use the keyboard to do the best to do that and it doesn’t make me sound like it works so it’s just like the way I use the word.
She just sent me a picture of the new one of the ones that I had to do it was a good thing to do it was a good thing to do it was a good idea to get a new one of the ones that I have a few years ago but I don't think they have any of the other ones that I can do it for now but I can do it but I don't think they have any of them but they are not in the same place as a little bit more than the last one
But then were success in measured them them to yours
Strokes are fun!!!!
guys is left not right dehydrated though what if even have do?
Joey wrote the title, leave him alone.
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