lars

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RIP (again) in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 8 hours ago

all 4

Amateurs. What about our poor stepparents’ parents?? Step-granny’s really had a hard winter this year.

Bring your kid to work day in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 8 hours ago

The efficiency of these folks is on a level you wouldn’t believe

People who live in functional and safe countries, how happy are you? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 day ago

I’ve never heard the ditch before. I love it.

A prophet!! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

This is exactly the kind of news I always want to get the CSMfHT’s take on!

Version Control in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago

And when it’s release, then you rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2-19-24/

and then at the next standup, we all ponder how we can rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2/19/24/

because the team lead needs m/d/yy names with forward slashes

I mean I would totally give it a try in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago

He’d do the same for me

blacklight lincoln hat watermark in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 days ago

It even shows whether the license haz eyes

Looking for a kitten in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 3 days ago

Jokes on them I don’t let my horse do any of my drugs

totally not hypocritical rule in c/onehundredninetysix@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago

Jesus Christ shots have been fired

So did Irish leprechauns magically inject him with the vaccine while he slept, and a chiropractor can somehow see that? in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 week ago

Can you please throw me a bone, kind fellow? Others’ unexpected but deserved comeuppances sounds nice.

Attempt to motivate people to take the stairs in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

This is what that sounds like to this laaaaaazy person over here

Oops in c/fedimemes@feddit.uk
[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It is the most unparseable. And are you using a Unix or Heil-Tim Cook-flavored variety?

Unrelated kinda but I use nslookup because I thought it was more widely supported out of the box than dig?

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finally (lemmy.sdf.org)
 
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When I rule the world, we shall all be undiluted (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

via

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the H is silent (lemmy.world)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/24678556

Dr. Rulearman

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.onion URL via text message (lemmy.sdf.org)
 

When I text only a functional .onion URL to an iMessage recipient, Apple is somehow able to add the correct favicon/apple-touch-icon to the message despite the fact that the content should not be accessible at all to anyone when I’m connected to my provider or my home WiFi.

What have I missed here?

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Only 1679 bookmarks? What is this, the 1900s? (i.ibb.co)
 

cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/17044297

You don't understand, I might need that hilarious Cracked listicle from fifteen years ago!

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Pauly P (lemmy.world)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/23802284

Born for the job

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sub rule (lemmy.sdf.org)
 
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Redeuce reuse recycle (lemmy.sdf.org)
 
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The Unauthorized Effort to Archive Netflix’s Disappeared Interactive Shows (404media.co)
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Jesus Christ, it’s not that hard (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/17304832

marx rule

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They say “anyone can become president”, but this will be the first presidential election since 1970s, where there is no Bush, Clinton, or Biden on the ballot. (lemmy.sdf.org)
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I too shall begin to use e14n as an excuse (sh.itjust.works)
 

cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/23677247

Ensh*ttification

https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr/112956803111115013

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