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[–] uncurable_utopia@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago

One thing is missing. Family... A loving partner, maybe some years pass and some children...

[–] uis@lemm.ee 6 points 6 days ago

Is Anon dreaming of dacha? Because it sounds same.

[–] SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Nah I'll take the city thanks. I would like a functional bus service and be able to walk places.

Also bathroom, kitchen and livingroom possibly together, bedroom, and maybe. Maybe! An office.

Man that was a good year before the rent increase and subsequent eviction.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 92 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The problem with living on the edge of the countryside is that eventually somebody else builds on the countryside part and you're just living in another crappy suburb.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Exactly, this mindset just creates more suburbs, roads, cars, unwalkable districts, etc.

[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My advice in that case is to immediately plant some trees around the perimeter of your property and turn it into a little isolated grove

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I live in this. I pay 500€ rent, in one of Europe's most densely populated areas. I commute to work by bicycle, and I can take walks into the forest with my cats till we get too close to the Alpaka Farm, cause they're afraid of the alpakas.
Unfortunately, we're getting thrown out this year, and looking at 3x the rent for something worse which is further away.

[–] BonoboPower@lemm.ee 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Where in Europe's densest areas can you rent anything for 500€?

[–] superkret@feddit.org 18 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Nowhere if the stars don't align.
I live in Heidelberg, Germany.
This house is worth 3-4x more.
But my landlady is a little special. She lives in a hippie commune in another country, is fighting with depression and simply didn't want to deal with the house at all.
So that was the deal, we could live there for cheap, I fix stuff myself and never bother her with anything.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I had the same sort of life in the south too. Rent hikes has really fucked that lifestyle over. I blame the swiss for turning the whole german housing market into their buy-to-let playaground

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fun fact: My landlady lives in Switzerland, too.
But I've found a new place with the same price per square meter now.
Just a couple km further out, on a hill overlooking the Rhine.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You're going to be doing that every 6 years or so as others do the same, and as more landlords clock onto where future tenants are going.
The south is becoming very business friendly and that new rail line is only going to increase more swiss investment.

If you can, start looking to buy a small apartment somewhere. France seems quite stable at the moment, but that's where the German's are looking to buy

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The plan is to buy the apartment I now rent, when I've been there for a year and know that the neighbors are OK.
I know the owners, and they're not going to sell to an investor.
I'm not going to leave the country.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

That's good. I miss the Schwarzwald a lot. I used to bike 40km a day through mountains and forest and vineyards, through rain and snow and sun.
It was beautiful and my heart aches just thinking about it

[–] BonoboPower@lemm.ee 11 points 6 days ago
[–] ECB@feddit.org 6 points 6 days ago

Unfortunately you cant, that's why they are getting thrown out and looking at paying 1500€ soon

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago

It’s so rare you can have cats who will walk with you. I used to have one like that.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everybody wants that edge of city and country feel. It makes them feel like they don't live in the city but they still have all the amenities a city offers close by. And thus the Suburban experiment was born and has ultimately destroyed north american cities and created an affordability crisis for housing.

well you can't blame it all on "living on the edge of a city". IMO HOAs have done a substantial part of the harm, creating the sterile and hostile-to-teenage-life experience, and then there's zoning laws which make it impossible to get communal activity, like a small bar or club right between the houses, and then there's the lack of public transport ...

[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (7 children)

I have dreamed of this lifestyle for over 20 years, and just moved here a few months ago.

Septic is installed, we live in an RV. Just got this land leveled and ready to move the RV into place next to the storage containers we have. Right across the driveway will be a large garden area, but right now we only have a compost pile so far.

A neighbor said they will help us with chickens, so we only need some fence and feed. Things move slowly, but we are excited to jump into this lifestyle. Fresh air and beautiful views.

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I run a few online businesses (streaming, YouTube, eBay), but had to put all that on hold as we were moving and getting settled here. Just about out of our savings, but we are very close to starting the business back up. I think maybe 1-2 weeks.

There is always set backs working here off grid, example is yesterday I was cleaning land to move the RV and the track came off the excavator. It looks like a simple fix on YouTube but it’s raining now lol

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[–] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (8 children)

small bungalow

proceeds to list a 5 rooms house

EDIT: ok, apparently i do not know what a bungalow is. Their size ranges from less than 70 square meters up to 130, my mental image was of a large wooden tent of ~40 square meters

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Just a small bungalow with its own private gym.

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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 24 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Lottery winner or parents' home?

[–] Aux@feddit.uk 0 points 6 days ago

I just bought my father a flat with some spare cash. I live in a rich country and he lives in a poor one. So, no need for rich parents or a lottery, just the right place :)

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[–] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago

Bought 5 acres (with 1.5 of those acres flat on a hill) about ~20 min outside a medium city, ~1 hour equidistant from 2 very large cities. Geotechnical engineers have been to the property, report submitted to the county (took months). Sewage engineers have been out to the property and approved the drain field (took weeks). Well will be drilled once the county approves the build site. It's slow going but it will be worth it in the end! My only fear is trump cancelling the rural broadband fund as I am slated to get the fiber cable run to my property line within a year. Staying with starlink for longer will not be awesome, but oh well, sacrifice.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What counts as a big garden, I would like bigger but my bungalow is on a 150m² total property area, 60m² of that is the indoor area. Spent quite a bit to have the concrete paved across the entire garden removed and I did all the labour myself with a sledgehammer. IIRC it was 8m³ of that crap.

Now mine is the only house on the street that you can see real bees at. My "lawn is untidy"? Fuck off, that is a meadow and it is glorious! As I am British there is no HOA for you to cry to. I am free to make the bees happy.

Unless it gets to the point I am blocking out the sun to the houses nearby there is fuck all anyone can do about my garden.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Raising a toast to you and your bee friends

[–] bier@feddit.nl 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I bought bee flower seeds, its a pretty large container (think half a Pringles can). I just sprinkle them around in my neighborhood. 😁. Can't wait for the day weird flowers are starting to popup everywhere.

I should seedbomb the neighbourhood with my kid. He'd be good at that.

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What counts as a big garden, I would like bigger but my bungalow is on a 150m² total property area

And here I am thinking 600m² is small garden.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fucking hell that is a massive area. Wish I could even hope to ever afford so much space.

I guess I realistically could buy that much land without a house on it if I wanted to buy some woodland or something like that, but it probably wouldn't be anywhere near where I actually live and wouldn't be allowed to live on the land.

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