I always say if you have to tell people, it's probably not true.
"I'm not racist, but.." "I'm very smart" "I'm a nice guy"
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Ah yes, famously socially progressive Stalin
Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevik boypussi
Yeah, the guy who thought a ~10 year break in genociding lgbtq people was “a bit much”.
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Yeah. Tankies always forget you can't have socialism without democracy, and either no government or a government that is strictly from the bottom up, and fascists gladly play along with that facade as it works in their interests.
"Authoritarian communism" is an oxymoron.
And not an "emphasis" kind of oxymoron like "bittersweet" or "impossible solution", or a "poetic" kind like "living dead".
An "absolutely impossible" kind of oxymoron. like "married bachelor" or "squared circle".
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If alpha and beta were an actual thing, putting alpha male in parenthesis next to your name would be the most beta thing you could do, lol.
Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn't a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.
This is the tweet I was thinking of, but while looking for it, I was reminded that he mentions his Alpha status all the fucking time.
"I am not Count Olaf," Count Olaf insisted.
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Alpha male, LOL. You know he has several restraining orders against him.
If you have to tell everyone, you're not it. Having said that, it must be a parody account. Tell me it is.
From what I have seen in the past, that is unironically his account and yes, self proclamimed title.
But since every right-winger is a parody on some level, it might not even matter, because they do stuff like that either way...
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If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male, then you’re not an alpha male.
I joke with my girlfriend all the time about how 'I'M A MAN!'
Like yes, we get it - you are very insecure about the little guy in between your legs. Let's get those trans kids some rights so you can get some testosterone replacement. It's very easy, step one step two.
Nick Adams (gender in name) is declaring that he is one step form communism. .
Stalin would have, and possibly did, murder non-binary folk without hesitation.
The (alpha male) got me. How the fuck does this guy take himself seriously?
Bro looks like a lawer you'd see on a billboard
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We've always used gender pronouns, dumbass. Or does it not use them?
Turks are the perfect alphas confirmed (we don't have gender in our language). He, she, it, all the same to us.
Unlike Romanian, which has gendered pronouns, adjectives, numbers and nouns
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Okay... What's the deal with boneless wings? I've noticed guys looking at me different at Buffalo wild wings.
It's "choosing the easy option" and "being soft". There's no deeper meaning that I can discern.
Evidently, "real men" choose "hardship" so they are ready when "hardship" chooses them?
Also I think the pictured "(Alpha Male)" account is intentional satire of the Tates of the world.
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A few hours I got my first testosterone shot, I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and demolished some beer and wings. I had never enjoyed either before. The pipeline is backwards!
I’m sure he’s satire. Have to be.
Uhhhh, Google him
Horrifically not satire
Oh dear god.
His Tweets used to come up back in the day when I was on Twitter and I used to think that there was no way he could be serious, given how ridiculous some of his tweets were. Thank you for enlightening me.
So we all become sexy with communism ?
I saw the original version only yesterday afternoon. How did this lose 1/4 of its height and gain a bust of Stalin in such a short time?
I'm at "boneless wings" but we don't have that where I live, how can I get to the next level?
You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them "nuggies."
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