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[–] termaxima@programming.dev 1 points 10 hours ago

In blue at a funeral… πŸ™„

[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 101 points 6 days ago (4 children)

I'm genuinely shocked he didn't burst into flames on entering the place.

[–] Cocopanda@futurology.today 65 points 6 days ago (13 children)

There’s no god. So don’t expect anything to happen to evil people.

[–] __nobodynowhere@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)
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[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 49 points 6 days ago

this has been the greatest proof against higher powers for me. too few evil fucks autocombusting

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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 85 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Fucking sleepy Joe, amiright?

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 71 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 46 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he'd had a stroke and died during the service lol

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

Would have made a believer out of me

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (2 children)

it would make me reconsider faith....

I mean not long but still

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[–] trashboat@midwest.social 67 points 6 days ago (2 children)

β€œSleepy Joe,” huh

[–] BigRigButters@lemm.ee 30 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean it is Bidens fault he fell asleep

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Every accusation is a confession.

[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 107 points 6 days ago (1 children)

He's just showing that he's the least woke

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[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 51 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Well, did the Pope even say β€˜thank you’?

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 70 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Drowsy Donnie is what many people are calling him

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[–] Madzielle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Another reason I'm glad to be off reddit. I still check the front page with no account, and they posted a wider image, With many in the crowd in blue. To me it looked altered, like one of those black and white colorized photos. I really can't tell. The comments were full of people defending this.

I truly can't tell whats real sometimes, but why tf would you wear blue? Even if more did.. why? Match your wife dude- culturally in the states we wear black.

As a mother it's giving: "I don't care what (your friends) others are doing, My "president" (kid) should have more decency than this"

Obligatory fuck 2025 Reddit

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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 56 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why is he even there? Where is DOGE? We are moving to isolation. Why be involved in anything? I want my tax dollars for this back.

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[–] sebsch@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Did he already demand the next Pope to be American?

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 31 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Actually, he said he'd be a great Pope.

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[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Do we have a video of this pose for like 30 seconds or anything?

Or is this like a mid-yawn capture?

[–] Angelusz@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Even then, have some decency and at least yawn behind a hand or arm, and don't sit like a petulant toddler.

Which is what this guy basically is.

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 27 points 6 days ago

Destroying democracy must be tiring

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 42 points 6 days ago (3 children)

He's not the blathering idiot we need; he's the blathering idiot we deserve.

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[–] Cintari@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

Change the channel, Melania!

[–] Donebrach@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

Me hearing about Trump.

Hope he meets a violent end soon. Hope this country gets some competent leaders soon too. That criminal and his associates deserve the worst form of justice.

This situation we are in is the culmination of Capitalism and two nearly identical parties driving the United States for the past 2XX years.

[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 20 points 6 days ago

What an embarrassment. A fat, bloated, idiot, embarrassment.

[–] Flemmy@lemm.ee 36 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

At least in the the coffin they close your mouth.

[–] mister_flibble@lemm.ee 37 points 6 days ago (9 children)
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[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 37 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Hey, It's hard to stay awake during the day. He had a full day of doing nothing.

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[–] Veedem@lemmy.world 37 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Asleep and not wearing the traditional black at a funeral because you know he wanted to stand out since everything is about him.

This guy…

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[–] L0wded_@sh.itjust.works 15 points 6 days ago

Im still laughing what the fuck is he doing

[–] Thunderwolf@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

This song is dedicated to that guy in the white house it's called we hate you please die

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What a fucking moron.

[–] unknown@sh.itjust.works 28 points 6 days ago

You either die hero or live long enough to become sleepy Joe.

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