this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 107 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Holy shit I did this and travelled 2 years into the future!
Guys? I don't like it here...

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If it makes you feel any better it sucks now as well.

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 1 week ago (3 children)
  • Take your age
  • Multiply by e^iπ^
  • Add your age
  • Divide by 10
  • Take a card, any card
  • Add the number of years you've been alive
  • Hand me the card
  • Is this your card?
[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I seem to be aging more rapidly than anticipated.

[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I want this on my gravestone.

[–] slippyferret@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 1 week ago

I’m really bad at arithmetic so it took me two years to do the calculations, but the math does check out.

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 32 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] maniacalmanicmania@aussie.zone 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I'm really really hoping you are a child...

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

Yes officer. This is the peterfile right here.

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 week ago

You pervert

[–] froufox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There are no children on this app💀

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

skibidi rizz fanum tax. im 3 years old and im certainly lemmymaxxing

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

based fosspilled lemmymaxxer

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Its just Leonardo Dicaprio's lemmy account

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

It's The United States.

With huge boats.

With guns.

(Gunboats)

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ah, yes, the JavaScript developer

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hello type conversion, my old friend

NaN with you again

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Didn't you read? It's your age!

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[–] moog@lemm.ee 33 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Take your age That's your age

[–] locahosr443@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

COVID made this accurate

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I asked ChatGPT and it said the answer is 255.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago

Because your real age is white

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 16 points 1 week ago

Take your age add your credit card number subtract your age pm me the answer to find out which Pokémon you'd marry

[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

This is one of those memes that are a few generations in.

[–] TerranFenrir@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 week ago

It means you're using JavaScript.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

I got 5318008

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

take your credit card number

add 2

that's your credit card number plus two

post it

[–] nucleative@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

4444 4444 4444 4446

Damn you're right

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

hear me out though. to calculate 10+9, first add 1 by 9 which is 10. 10+10 is 20. Finally revert 10 to get 01=1, add the 1 and it is 21. It checks out.

[–] ArtVandelay@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] cr78bw@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

Ahh, thats how the US calculated the tariffs...

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

I was told to never do math not even once

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

After apending two years performing this calculation, I can finally confirm: it is correct.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Take your current age.
Divide by your age when you were born.
ERR

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