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[–] adhocfungus@midwest.social 75 points 2 days ago (2 children)

With a ring light and phone setup? That man is live streaming his feet.

[–] 0101100101@programming.dev 53 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If this were the 90s, this would be a print advert for the SEGA genesis console / games

[–] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

To me, it looks like he''s having a pretty good day so far.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

As someone who occasionally gets super into building and painting models and also has had sex once or twice, I assure you he is

I wanna get him a chair and a desk tho. I can sustain that posture but my circulation tanks eventually

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I used to roll over and start writing code in the notebook I kept on her bedside table. I liked to call her my muse, because that post nut clarity would do wonders for the problems I was working on.

[–] TowardsTheFuture@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 days ago

Mans putting that post nut clarity to work

[–] ChickenAndRice@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Does anyone have a list of acceptable post-coitus activities? I wouldn't know, as I'm just a delicious meal you see.

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 day ago

Tender aftercare followed by snuggles, a snack shared silently in undies, helping eachother get dressed while affirming care, then whatever you want

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Payment, half a bottle of whiskey, and 20 minutes of crying.

[–] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 days ago

Lucky girl! Is his aftermating dance of loyalty! He's showing you he won't nut on any other girl. You secured a companion for life!

[–] RicoBerto@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 days ago

The man earned a break!

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago

So? Fucking join him, that sounds fun.

[–] kitmayfield@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

He’s only got nine months left to finish all of them.

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I see bandai out here trying to convince us Gundam modelers have ever had sex....

No way he can do a master grade

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Live the dream amigo

[–] LumpyPancakes@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Gundam Style!

[–] peetabix@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Livin' the dream

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Acceptable after-care for some folks.