Sure, like a baby gorilla that has just been born and has been removed from the mother.
this post was submitted on 07 May 2025
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I'm pretty sure 800 lbs of angry silverback would beat whatever krav maga bullshit, but whatever tough guy. Let me just grab a snack before you convince that normally peaceful ape to tear your fucking arm off.
Yeah, we weighs less than an average female gorilla. A preteen probably outweighs him. Newton has a few things to say about what will happen.
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Built different + got that dawg in em + wants it more
My money's on anon
My money's on the winner of this fight. As in, I would pay to see this fight, provided the money went the winner. That gorilla's gonna bling up its habitat yo
Humans aren't physically violent enough to survive a much smaller creature (30-50kg), let alone fighting something just as violent but 10 times bigger.
I would really pay to watch that fight.
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6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I’m 6’2” and weigh 255lbs. My “ideal” weight tops out at 220.
Muscle weighs more than fat.
OP is a twig, and would get broken like one in an instant. No way he’d even land one punch on a gorilla.
Anon was a fighter.
Anon is dead