this post was submitted on 08 May 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Jarvis, un-schitzophrenia this greentext

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

This collage looks like a serial killer's vision board.

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 24 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Mfer I am gonna need a transcript buddy

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago
[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The beauty of this shit is that it's equally hilarious whether it's real or made up.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 11 hours ago

This describes all the good stuff on 4chan tbh.

[–] Vegasvator@lemmy.today 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Bad post because of resolution.

[–] prospero@lemmy.ml 7 points 15 hours ago
[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 6 points 16 hours ago

Pythagoras reincarnated finally it seems

[–] AlexisFR@jlai.lu 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

So, how did that saga end?

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 7 hours ago

The bean boy turned into a bean and thus the family had to eat him

[–] aiden@lemm.ee 2 points 15 hours ago

Fake and gay

[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 16 hours ago

Jesus Henry Christ